Episode 39: Mixed Messages & Royally Shanked

I howl like the wolf because I am one-dimensional and I cling onto that formal, often traditional, sequence of actions or words performed in a specific order, often associated with religious or cultural significance for dear life, or death, seeing as I am in limbo which is like a desert island without the hope or sting ray jelly fish. You take the rough with the smooth. So take or leave the howling, hi. I ain’t stopping. But, seeing as I am bored out of my skull, I’m the perfect candidate to guide you through the perils and challenges of your life and horror misdemeanours as your very own Vigilante Cannibal Nun as Agony Aunt, speaking from my comedy horror podcast. I am ready. I am willing. And I am suitably stuffed to take on the emotional problems sent in by my horror and sci fi litter of listeners from across time and space so that I can salvage the un-heaven sent. Bring it on, throw something, anything at me and I’ll see what kind of explosive dart I can throw back. Welcome to Episode 39: Mixed Messages & Royally Shanked.