Episode 42: BOTS

I howl like the wolf in pleasure because I’m about to conjugate a new verb. To Bot. I bot, You Bot, He She It bots, We You They bot. Yes, this is what we are looking at today, the life and loves of the bot. And not as in….he has a gorgeous bot…but as in the machines that are seemingly making our lives easier will, in the end, be shagging our wives, lovers and husbands. I howl because I’m excited to be at the apex of my game as The Vigilante Cannibal Nun as Agony Aunt to all you fetid horror and sci fi freaks who crossed so many lines so long ago that you can no longer read the signs especially when you vomit around the time you poison your neighbour. Yes, that is a sign that you are no longer doing good to yourself or anyone else. And I know you quite like the taste of it, but that does not mean that it is right. But who cares about right and wrong? the system is not always rigged to work in your favour, so why should you abide by it? Instead, you can write to me with your tales of trouble and yet lookee here, you are the victim, yip, narcissists are welcome too. I’ll read your letters to the underworld and the converted, and we can all have a good old laugh at the fact that there are no answers, only misguided suggestions that usually lead to all kinds of wrong. We are the blind leading the blind and loving the bloody mess. Welcome to Episode 42: BOTS.