Episode 44: The Pitching Competition at The Galway Film Fleadh

I howl like the wolf with excitement because get this…..Carol Murphy won The Pitching Competition at The Galway Film Fleadh with The Body & Blood, the story of my life….so all you horror and sci fi losers, with your personal problem letters for the Agony Aunt that I am, can run and jump into a vat of shame for this episode, I care not for your tales of horror woe and all consuming cold hard SCI FI violence, because this episode is all about me….triple, Hi.

Yeah…..Forget about Carol Murphy, I mean, where would she be without me, The Vigilante Cannibal Nun, I ask you? Her with her nerves and intestinal problems, making the toilet at The Galmont Hotel in Galway her second, third and 19th home of a day….it is me who came saw and conquered the competition. I always knew that eating the colonisers during The Great Irish Famine was a great idea. I mean, who needs a soul? I destroyed mine many years ago….and you never know….there is a slim chance that I might end up on the silver screen, another limbo state, but who cares when you’re mythologised in life, in death and in the non dead state called podcasting, I mean purgatory. Forgive my egocentric rant….she says in her her finest fake modesty….what will happen next for The Body & Blood, who knows, but bring the fucker on, that’s more like it, Hi. Welcome to Episode 44 of The Vigilante Cannibal Nun as Agony Aunt comedy horror podcast THE PITCHING COMPETITION AT THE GALWAY FILM FLEADH.