Episode 48: Self Pitying Murder Bot & Hope to Turn A Good Man Bad.

I howl like the wolf because it’s August and I have no other reason to justify such rabid feral behaviour. Then again, do I need a reason or excuse for anything I do? Hell or heaven no. You just do the do and pray that no one gets hurt, and when that doesn’t work you can write to me, your resident, in limbo, Vigilante Cannibal Nun as Agony aunt. I’m there to lord over all of your pain in the guise of someone who actually cares when you make the biggest horror and sci fi mistakes of your life and possible death. But here is the thing, not only do I enjoy pissing over your problems, I feed them to the vultures out there listening so that we can all have a laugh at your expense. Sound good to you? You masochistic bastard, then keep listening. I mean, I don’t know about you, but I am sick to the rotting teeth with all this feel good, how to make your life better and be the best person you can be as hero, central character, control freaked, keeping up with the jones’ then call it authentic world. Trauma makes minced meat of authenticity, so why look for it? We are here on earth to do a little creating, especially when the shit hits the fan, when you really have to ditch the idea that you need to reach in deep for the REAL you. I mean, why wait around for the real you to stop crying into your alcohol free pint, hi, christ even pleasure terrifies you. In the dire times in your life, the real you is in the doldrums, so you have to convince yourself that you are the incredible hulk or the littlest hobo to make it through the night, and there is nothing wrong with that, some might even reach for the chain saw and terrorise their perfect neighbour and I can get jiggy with that, but only if you promise to send me your tales of despair and woe the following day, and if you don’t feel any guilt, then stay away from me because that is some scary shit, right there…just take a screw driver and hammer a few rivets why don’t you…..this has gone right off piste so without further ado I am here to introduce Episode 48: Self Pitying Murder Bot & How To Turn A Good Man Bad.